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Listen mit Witz (2004-07-14 - 4:14 p.m.)

Habe mich mal wieder an meine verhasste MSDS-Excel-Liste begeben und sogar schon alle hier rumliegenden MSDS' eingegeben. Jetzt mu� ich die nur noch abheften und dann geht's an die Archivierung der MSDS, die ich hier noch als File auf dem PC liegen habe. Das sind dann leider n paar mehr als, die die ich hardcopy vorliegen habe *seufz*. Es gibt nichts Schlimmeres als langweilige Datenbankpflege ... hmmm *gr�bel* doch vielleicht gibt's doch noch was Schlimmeres und das is Waldarbeit mit B�ume entasten und Holz schleppen usw. Das is wirklich hart und da vergeht der Tag noch langsamer als mit so stupider PC-Arbeit. Wie ich es gehasst habe in der Le(e)hre. Zur Erkl�rung, ich hab mal ne Ausbildung als Landwirtschafliche Gehilfin gemacht, so richtig mit K�he melken und Trecker fahren usw. und der Bauer hatte halt leider auch n bisschen Wald dabei.

Hier noch ein kleiner Witz
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered head run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!" Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?" Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run? " "Nope.........just when it's raining.

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